Natalie Portman is the reason I work out.

2021.09.19 04:30 Viking4Life2 Natalie Portman is the reason I work out.

I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in New Girl. She laughs. I get my drink.
"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Natalie Portman? She touches her neck as she watches me leave.
Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.
"Got a spare?" she asks.
"What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles.
"Conversation with me, duh."
I laugh.
"What's so funny?" she protests.
"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?"
"You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter.
"What would you do if you weren't an actress?" I ask.
"Teaching, I think."
"And if I was your student, what would I be learning?"
"Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"
"Bermuda," I say.
"Oh wow. That's lovely."
"It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."
"What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" she inquires.
"I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
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2021.09.19 04:30 Messerschmitt-262 Hey yall! Need help with first truck purchase!

Hey guys, I've received an offer for a 2001 4.6l V8 XLT with towing package, 174k miles. $5,500
It's in decent shape and has received regular maintenance, rotors and calipers recently replaced. What do yall think of this offer? I just don't wanna get burned like I did on my last car
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2021.09.19 04:30 dprinbvnvbn Am I?

Am I?
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2021.09.19 04:30 carpelt 0.5 PPR Ty'Son Williams or Juju Smith Schuster

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2021.09.19 04:30 only_wallace Only_Wallace Executive Decision Freestyle

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2021.09.19 04:30 JourneyIntoTheMatrix Breaking News: UFO Over Leicester UK, Strange UFO over Dover, Delaware. UFO Flying Over Canada - Bigfoot Footprint Found in Florida Cave, Casting the Caveman Footprint! - Paranormal investigation at Texas Cemetery Exploration, Orb coming out of ASS! & Mandela Effect: Jaws: whats the real saying

Breaking News: UFO Over Leicester UK, Strange UFO over Dover, Delaware. UFO Flying Over Canada - Bigfoot Footprint Found in Florida Cave, Casting the Caveman Footprint! - Paranormal investigation at Texas Cemetery Exploration, Orb coming out of ASS! & Mandela Effect: Jaws: whats the real saying submitted by JourneyIntoTheMatrix to conspiracy_commons [link] [comments]


2021.09.19 04:30 TheFirstDecade I feel lazy to give it some better shading, but at least it's colored in. I have a better background for it i'll color in later but this is all you get for now. At least she sings in the rain to keep her tasty aura going! (Desert Inkling contest entry thing, but Salmonid and not squid/octo).

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2021.09.19 04:30 Slyvan26 Optifine's Custom Colors No Longer Work.

I was playing the game, then suddenly it lagged and said in the chat ''Open GL Error''. When I tried to use my texture pack that uses custom colors it doesn't work anymore.
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2021.09.19 04:30 Royal-Rush-9505 New arrivals at H.O.E.

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2021.09.19 04:30 AfraidLengthiness197 BTMA 431

Is Anyone else struggling super hard with the first assignment?
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2021.09.19 04:30 mskgre001 ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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2021.09.19 04:30 GuffawMcGee Weirdo Klein

Hila is pregnant with her second child after a long and harrowing process of fertility treatments.
She must be so excited.
Enter Ethan Klein........
Who uses his platform to bully that kavanaugh guy over the triller lawsuit and keeps engaging in online beef with trisha paytas.
kavanaugh (i know i may have spelt his name wrong but i dont give a shit) then decides to sue Hila's company out of spite. Ethan Klein ramps up attacks on him and permanently plasters scandals the man is attached to behind him on a wall for his viewers to see. The lawsuit distresses Hila.
ethan klein then decides to keep making jabs at the clearly mentally ill Trisha Paytas over repeated podcasts which fires up his audience to start a hate train targeted towards her while also, triggers the mentally unstable trisha to break down online.
the hate fueled mob decides not only to attack Trisha, but also her family and anyone connected to her by sending police to her home to do wellness checks and to her parents homes to investigate claims about her CSA.
Moses, Hila's big brother, then gets multiple claims of SA, bringing distress on the hacmon family and by extension, Hila.
Ethan Klein then engages the help of his mommy and daddy to disparage Trisha over multiple podcasts, where they fat shame her, stigmatize her mental illness presentation and slut shame her over her sex work. Ethan Klein's mommy, Donna Klein (a hairdresser from Mexico), decides to continue this attack on twitter when Trisha paytas decides to go on a podcast of one of ethan's enemies where Trisha says repeatedly 'I am team Ethan'. So despite Trisha offering the olive branch, Ethan's mommy (who by the way didn't even hear the podcast) attacks Trisha.
Ethan decides to end the podcast with his mommy because of hate coming from Trisha's fans and his concern for his mommy's safety.
Ethan at this point has not warned his viewers against sending hate or attacks to Trisha.
Ethan, at 5am on a friday, engages on twitter with a tea channel who is spouting wildly misinformed and badly researched allegations that bring doubt to Trisha's CSA....while his sleeping pregnant wife lay beside him.
Ethan proclaims his innocence against claims that he fueled a hate mob against trisha while also trying to help a tea channel slander her more. Additionally, promoting other tea channels that put out anti-trisha content.
Here is where he asks his audience to not attack 'anyone involved'.
Hila Klein is still pregnant. still distressed. While her husband still engages in activities that elevate the triggers to her stress.

But somehow.....Trisha Paytas is responsible for Hila's distress and potential miscarriage according to Ethan's mommy Donna Klein.
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2021.09.19 04:30 jsoys Starting CELTA with 0 teaching experience.

Hey all, I'm a recent university graduate (BS) who has always been interested in teaching English as a means of connecting with people from other cultures as well as giving an opportunity to spend extended periods of time in other countries.
At the same time, I'm 24 years old with literally 0 teaching experience in any capacity, so I'm unsure whether a comparatively (compared to TEFL) expensive CELTA course would be worth it considering the likelihood of failure. I somewhat get the impression that CELTA is best attempted with at least a little teaching experience given the intensity and expense of the course, but would be interested to hear how anyone else in a previously similar boat to me performed, or whether it'd be smarter to do the TEFL first and get a little real-world experience under my belt.
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2021.09.19 04:30 btsmo Did Thanosโ€™s snap half the populations he had already halfed manually?

Like were the Asgardians fourthed? I so that is brutal.
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2021.09.19 04:30 Stunston1111 Strane White MAC!! THC 28.71% / Terps 3.41%!!

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2021.09.19 04:30 pajamaz03 [x-post] For what it's worth, my experience with Germain Ford of Beavercreek (The flaws of the Ford Reservation system)

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2021.09.19 04:30 _stardewvalley_ Mideval taverns always make me happy, not sure why. I just find them comforting!

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2021.09.19 04:30 ManhuaZ The OutCast Chapter 132 - ManhuaZ ๐Ÿ”

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2021.09.19 04:30 squanchando Quer acompanhar o desenvolvimento de um servidor de minecraft foda? Cola no discord.

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2021.09.19 04:30 Buddyman57 Fun places to go?

Iโ€™m interested in going and meeting new people in Myrtle, is there anything more comic con or pride events going on down in Myrtle beach? Iโ€™m also interested in other things, but Iโ€™m really looking for a place to meet new people.
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2021.09.19 04:30 weiv_h Vet Tech without a degree?

Hi everyone,
I was wondering if it's possible to become a veterinary technician without a vet tech degree.
I'm a senior in high school and plan to apply to Vet school in the future. I currently volunteer 6 hours, 6 days a week at a vet clinic (couldn't get hired at this clinic bc I'm under 18). I've been volunteering at a vet clinic since gr 9 and will have around ~1600 hours by the time I graduate high school next year. I'm also studying in a Certified Veterinary Assistant program and will graduate with a vet assistant certification.
I know some pre-vet students are able to get jobs as vet techs or surgical vet techs without going to tech school. Is this possible? Or could I work as a vet assistant and work my way up to being able to give SubQ injections, placing catheters, etc. I want to be able to get more medical exposure since I know many vet assistants have to work reception and cleaning too. Currently as a volunteer, I basically get to help out in the treatment/exam rooms to restrain animals and I get to watch as many surgeries as I want. I hope in the future to maybe give injections, draw blood, place catheters etc.
Has anyone been successful in doing this without a vet tech degree?
thanks!!!
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2021.09.19 04:30 elhotzo_bot El Hotzo, 18.09.2021

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2021.09.19 04:30 bwhale99 While the carbon markets keep fragmenting at an unprecedented pace, Enrex finds its mandate at the forefront of a booming market as a whole.

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2021.09.19 04:30 SyFBaka What a nice day to be alive

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2021.09.19 04:30 Kaeinara Player animations not applying properly.

I recently switched from FNIS to Nemesis, and I have noticed that my player run animation is very incorrect. I have reset my animations multiple times and have my movement animations loaded at the end of my order. Any help would be appreciated, thank you <3
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